Epic Responses by the staff in an Indian Beauty Parlour

 

Whether you end up looking like this or that! That is your personal experience!

No offense to any beauticians, but here is another, just for fun blog! 

Let me define what a 'Beauty Parlour' normally is -  It is that Cindrella movie where a girl, woman and now a days even men are reconstructed and transformed into something you have not seen before and then you end up saying ohhhh, wowww or 'Shit! What happened to you!"
Most of the girls or ladies who go to this so called " Grooming Place" will relate with me.

Even though their efforts of transforming a plain 'Jane' into a rocking new woman is amazing, but the process of makeover a woman has to go through is kind of irritating!

A Woman knows a woman better. Yes that's exactly what I mean to tell you. This may not really apply every time and everywhere, but in the parlour, yes! They exactly know to hit their hammer on the right spot.

The minute you step in the parlour, they scan you from head to toe, making you realize that 'Oh Boy! You don't only need an eyebrow or a wax or a facial or a haircut or a bleach or highlights or a spa massage but you need the whole package because they make you feel like you look ugly the way you actually are! But sometimes, that is just a way of selling their expertise and products, in India atleast!

So here are some of the epic responses you should normally expect from the staff at a beauty parlour in India:

1. You want a haircut of some 'Celebrity' but you are hesitant and shy to tell the lady whose gonna cut your hair. But you still dig your guts up and smile and show the haircut you like on your phone. She looks at it and then at you with a strange face and exclaims," Madam, aapko suit nahi hoga, aapka face bohot flat hai! Aap plain U cut maar lo, acha lagega!"

2. You go for basic eyebrow and wax - she says "Madam, last time eyebrow kabhi kiya tha? Bohot time jayega"!

 

3. You go for haircut and hair wash -  " Yeh kya hai! Baal bohot dry hai! Poora din jayega! Bohot damage ho gaye hai! Kuch lagate nahi kya aap? Yeh dekho yeh shampoo aur hair mask hai 2000 rs ka! Bohot acha hai"! Customer then says - "Wohi wala use kiya tha" !

4. Facial - "Kitna kharab skin ho gaya hai? Chocolate wala karo normal wala help nahi karega. Ek naya wala face pack aya hai! 'Diamond se bi zyada shine wala Facial' only Rs.2500 mein. Lagaon kya? Apka face bohot glow karega". 😁

5. You go for highlights -  "Highlights toh thik hai lekin Madam, aapke baal toh bohot curly hai, sirf highlights acha nahi lagega! Keratin treatment kara lo, aur straightening bhi kara lo! Ekdam smart look! Only Rs.15,000 mein ho jayega"! 😀

6. You say that you want to do only your upper lip. They say " Sirf upper lip, Madam? Kitne pimples aur blackheads hai aapko! Poora face routine karwa lo. Sirf Rs.5,000 mein."😃

7. The Gossip tale teller - When you  sit there waiting for your number to come and you happen to see a regular client of theirs sit there who has nearly 3 to 4 staff attending and pampering her. You are then picked up by a staff who says" Woh Madam toh ati rehti hai! Humari special client hai!" And you suddenly feel like you don't need to know that piece of information, but they might be promoting her as their parlour's brand ambassador through their gossip channel.

This was my funny take on epic responses one may face in a parlour. But one must also appreciate the efforts they take to make you look fabulous, which mind you, is not like an easy 'D-I-Y' video.😄